Disney is Illuminati.

Knee rhymes with Mediterranean Sea.
Here is the Mediterranean Sea on the map.
The Mediterranean Sea contains water.
Do you know what else contains water?
That's right!
The Indian Ocean.
Is it just me or does this seem a little bit suspicious?
I thought so.
Let's see what happens when we connect these dots.
Holy crap!
Do you see that?
It's almost as if this line represents Walt Disney's hair.
Perfect fit.
Walt Disney is 2 words.
The words two words also contains 2 words which is two words.
Two is two after zero.
2 + 2 = 4
There is four letters in the word pork.
Pork comes from pigs.
Peppa Pig likes to get with his little brother George.
George has a pepperoni on his cheek.
And so does his whole family.
Disney Land is for families.
Disney Land opened in 1955.
That means it has been sixty years since it opened.
"Gone in 60 Seconds" is a movie starring Nicolas Cage.
Nicolas Cage is 1.83m.
1 + 8 + 3 = 12
Nicolas Cage has four pieces of toast for breakfast.
12/4 = 3
The Illuminati symbol has three sides.
Disney is Illuminati confirmed.


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