This is how Uncyclopedia is part of the Illuminati.

The word Uncyclopedia has 12 letters.
Uncyclopedia is a parody of Wikipedia.
The word parody has six letters.
The word Wikipedia has nine letters.
The Illuminati symbol is a triangle which has three sides.
So, Uncyclopedia is Illuminati confirmed.

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